today dear and me went swimming.. whee.. long time never go le.. so we went in the afternoon cause we played TOO MUCH at my hse so went there a little later then planned.. so dear told me that she didn't sleep last night so i guess she's pretty tired.. back to swimming fun.. so we went to bukit batok swimming pool swim.. not bad, improved leaps and bounds..! very nice there now.. the teaching pool even have those hoses that spray water constantly.. so there's this very cute little boy who used his ASS to block the water from spraying out..!! i was like : Ouch, that must have hurt.. dear was like: hahahahaha..
nevermind, moving on, we went to the adult pool.. nothing to do there.. too many adults and surprisingly, no girls there except my dear.. so i figured out that it's time to go back to teaching pool.. oh yah, teaching pool got HOT MUM!! hoo~~~ string bikini!! hoo~~~~ okok.. too exaggerating.. sue me then.. haha!! =p so i suddenly told dear, "dear, later see brown brown thing must run fast fast" then dear was like hahahahahahaing real long.. true what! later people da bian there.. later eat until da bian how! eeeeeeee... so disgusting.. actually it all begins when i teased dear that she has yellow yellow thing in the water around her which means she urine.. haha.. but then.. is FAKE de.. i made it up tease her.. haha.. so i suddenly asked dear why swimming trunks don't have brown de(have mah?).. it was a lame joke anyway and she don't know so i said cause later people mistook for DA BIAN and run away when the person's swimming trunks come off..! okok... not funny i know.. fine..! make your own jokes.!! hmph~~ unappreciative..!! anyway, i said got green things also run then dear gave me the blur look.. and i said.. LAU CHEAR SAI!(green shit) hahahahaha... off she go again.. next, we went to bathe after like 2 hrs of jokes and fun and head to west mall.. ate at kou fu then headed to take 187 down to blk 500 plus buy bread.. mm... before that, i said something again... see yellowish things must run too later drink until realise how come got things to bite de.. okok.. a bit repulsive..but.. nevermind.. right, on the bus 187.. dear was sleepy and i go ka jiao her as usual.. whenever she closed her eyes, i'd force her eye lids open.. haha.. a bit cruel but then.. she's sleepy, i'm bored.. haha.. she also got try to tickle me loh.. so bad can.. :))